Family Planning Discussions Pillows

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."

"They stop her going on about us starting a family!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The Tunnel Of Love

"We balanced our budget this month!"

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

Preventive medicine.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

'OK...now what?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

'I told her my biological clock was going off, and she hit my snooze alarm.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

Lesbians for Christ

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

'I'm pregnant, the dog and cat arepregnant,even the gold fish is pregnant - it beats me how you ever became a family planning counsellor...'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

Pregnancy Test

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Children.