Fermentation Pillows

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"The sourdough starter says it still believes Covid was a hoax."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

'These home brew kits are great... I reckon they'd taste even better if I were to give them a chance to ferment!'

'Talk about wild yeast!'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"Don't give him air- he's anaerobic!"

"Jackson, you've turned into sour vinegar and have to go!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'The circle is complete!'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.