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'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

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'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

"Beware of Don"

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

Tortured Plank

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

'Nice bling!'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

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"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Businessman fences with three others.

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

"I'm married to a control freak!"

"While registering online, little Ahab had confused fencing and flensing,"

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'She must be the general...the one with the most bling on her chest.'

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

'Are you still sure the pen is mightier than the sword?'

"I believe you to be a fencer of stolen goods..."

Peace Fighting

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Things get heated at the outing.

Harry used his knowledge of fencing to establish priority over rival fishermen.

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

An accident could be on the cards