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The Imperfect Hostess

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Sir Patrick Moore.

Tree of Public Opinion.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Inactivists"

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Chess on TV

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'No, he didn't have any last words,his wife was in there and she did all of the talking right up to the end.'

"Actually, we will replace you."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

Americans have been in denial about the cause of mass shootings for a while but it's time to get serious about door control.

Dear Sadie, How come there never seems to be any penality for pundits who turn out to be wrong all the time?

Trump Liberty

Voice of the GOP

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."