Feminism Discussions Gifts

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Big Issue...'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Uni. Snowflake Library

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

A cow with Barbie's proportions.

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

'I'll get my people to talk to your people, and we can go off and have a picnic.'