Feminist Discussions Gifts

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Like that?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

'What did He do before he was God?'

Hi, I work at the admissions office of the local university. If you could change the world in three days, what would you do?

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Big Issue...'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Professional Couples

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."