Feline Pin Chaser Gifts

Cat Bowling

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Naughty boy, I see you clawing my curtains.'

'The butler did it.'

Two cats on vacation

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

Major Tom

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"Tree's up!"

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

'I told you a five iron was too much club, man! You're lucky you hit the pin!'

"It's a Manchester Terrier."

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

"Happy New Year!"

"I seem to have lost the will to chase cats."

'You really enjoy this, don't you?'