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"We need to have a talk about the cat."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Pampered Pets.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

So doctor, what you're saying is that all the time I thought she was a crazy cat lady, it was me who had mental health issues...

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog Jogger

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'I'm increasing his quota of tummy rubs.'

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"In my day, dogs slept outside in a doghouse." "But... this is nice."

"Some dehydrated corn and bone meal for the gentleman, perhaps?"

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'

'You spoil that hamster...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"If we list it now, you could be eating filet mignon every night for the rest of your life!"

"We'll have the people food."

'If you ask me, he's glad the vet doesn't make house calls.'

"Lately, the demands of our cat have begun to spiral wildly out of control."

Pyramid Dog House.

'Mistress said I could not be a lap-dog anymore... I need to lose weight...'

'You're not still mad about all the toys I bought Zeus on my trip are you? I got you something too.'

"How much we talking for a deck?"