Feedback Jugglers Pillows

'I'm not sure what to do with you. You had a customer complaint this morning, then, a few minutes ago, you got a customer compliment...I guess they balance each other out.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

"It's time for your performance review where I damn you with faint praise."

"Are you going to ask for feedback every time you cook a meal?"

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Constructive Criticism 50c.

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Negotiating skills need fine tuning.'

Suggestion box, one for suggestions and one for 'clean' suggestions.

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

GPC negotiators will only take on 'merited criticism'.

'I'm keen on precise statistics as the next person...'

Constructive Criticism Area.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'You suck.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

'Leave us your suggestions here.' (The suggestion box is a shredder)

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I have to get this project finished."

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

Suggestions...No, Seriously.

"I know I'm suppose to inspire you...But can you take some constructive criticism?"

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

Suggestion box.

Constructive criticism area.

'Suggestions' / 'e-Suggestions'.

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Good evening. Can I start you off with a customer satisfaction survey?"