Fed Ranter Pillows

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Women in a cross country race

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'Stress'

Town Planning Department

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Wilfried Zaha

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Trumpled

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

"The president's parade"

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Congratulations for male runner

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

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