Fed Ranter Gifts

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Expanded Limited Investigation

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Stress'

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Town Planning Department

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Wilfried Zaha

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Trumpled

'I'd like the short form instead...'

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'Due to budget cuts, all agents will now be equipped with x-ray glasses.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Congratulations for male runner

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

"The president's parade"

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'