Angry Ranter Gifts

"Without commercial interruptions during the news, he'd exist in a state of perpetual outrage."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"You might want to save that for your blog."

'I think the global banking sector, drunk on years of excessive bonuses, may need a little more than your 'very angry' T-shirt to make them toe the line.'

The Daily Fury

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'The driving on that game is simulated, but the road rage is real.'

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

'What's that supposed to mean!?!'

Man fights with his shadow.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

'Me' Weekly

Ramsay's kitchen nightmare.

"I've learned to express my anger through my writing instead."

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

"I'm old school. Instead of ranting on social media, I just scream in people's faces."

"We've got to try to coax him back into his enclosure."

"I wouldn't mind so much but it still isn't working!"

"John's golfing in his sleep again, Doctor! I forgot...do I wake him before or after he throws his clubs in the lake?"

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

Stern looking woman sitting at a service window labeled "Complaints".

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

"Is it really an important message from your sponsor, or just another damn commercial?!"

"...recreate that anger explosion at work when you were stressed out...."