Tanner Pillows

Tannery.

Leatherwork Chart

Tu Quoque.

'At least they did a good job on him.'

"I have nothing to hide."

"My wife wants suede for her birthday. You have any leather cows for sale?"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Sunbathing in Autumn

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"

'Trucker's tan?'

Scotsman in the bath...

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

A gap between the solar panels

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Spatula beach

Sun Worshipers

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

The tanning channel.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

How to spot a tourist on the beach.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

The Sun Bather