Feathered Friends Funny Bone Gifts

Overdone bird jokes

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Snowprov

Cat in a tank...

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

Polly Clinic.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'They must be trash fish!'

"My child has special wants."

Bird Guide.

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'