Feathered Friends Funny Bone Mugs

Overdone bird jokes

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

Snowprov

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"I can hear Jingle Bells!"

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Polly Clinic.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'They must be trash fish!'

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

"My child has special wants."

Bird Guide.

"He's always been good with animals"

'Doctor, you've removed leg bands before, haven't you?'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."