Feather Measurer Pillows

"I work for a company that measures goose feathers. We're down-sizing."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Moustached gentleman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

Bird grows leaves.

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

I think in order to be historically accurate you're meant to remove the quill from the bird BEFORE you start trying to write with it!

"Wow, the gossip is that these guys are not mere birdwatchers, they're professional ornithologists here to study us! What an honour!"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'I might look very exotic to you kiddo, but where I come from, I'm rather common...'

Cuckoo from Nest Box

Tattoo Wings

'Honey, you're spoiling those birds!'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

Searching for great tits

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

I'm sorry to say that you're allergic to feathers.

Free tickles any size

Feather Implants.

Polyclinic.

'I bought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'I assumed your family reunion would be all parrots.'

Dove Coat

Twelve

Gareth Peacock.

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."