Feathers Pillows

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Moustached gentleman

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Bird grows leaves.

'Not the funky chicken?'

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

Bird Guide.

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

"He's always been good with animals"

Nashville Peacock

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'