Feathers Pillows

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Moustached gentleman

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Bird grows leaves.

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'Not the funky chicken?'

Bird Guide.

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

Nashville Peacock

"He's always been good with animals"

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

"So Deb pulls out the feather toy and I'm like, 'It's on, Bitch!'"