Feather Duster Fans Gifts

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Why Poodles Become Killers

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

The Tooth Ferret

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

USING QUILLS

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

A Head-Dress in 1777

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Succeed.

Polly Clinic.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I brought in a big order and my boss gave me a feather for my cap.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Bird grows leaves.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."