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"I am so scared of the injection needle!"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Fear of news.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'I hate the new building inspector. He can smell fear a mile away.'

"Are there sharks in the water?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I don't think my parents are ready for me to come out of the closet just yet.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"... and you've had this irrational fear that evil clowns were hiding under your bed since you were how old?"

Things that scare Jimmy

"So tell me, what exactly does fear smell like?"

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"Typing and shorthand will be useful but how are you at handling the unexpected?"

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

"I'm helping him conquer his morbid fear of water."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Don't worry, he's very friendly.'

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

"Here comes our CEO now. Remember, avoid eye contact, don't make any sudden moves, don't show fear and if he charges, hold your ground."

'Take a deep breath and don't panic - we're walking by the reason this area's known as the 'Fear Factor'!'

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

The Board of Fear