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"Many of you were confused about the 'Randy's how to be an alpha' lesson from yesterday: 'live like you've got nothing left to lose'."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

'It's going to be a vegan.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"We need to walk."

"You won’t need refills."

"At last, a low-level panel!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Friendly bacteria

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

'Normally, seafood is good for you.'

GPs to be encouraged to offer advice on 'lifestyle' issues

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

The Mafia Goes Green.

"Remember you have nothing to fear but fear itself, and me of course!"

Work Out.

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"Gracie, people don't understand how hard things used to be. Sure, we can be green and throw out the washing machines...but then we'd have to load up the dirty clothes, drive the car to the river, and wash everything with rocks!"

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

An apple a day.

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

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