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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fear of news.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Casual skydiving.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"Who wants to go first?"

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

Things that scare Jimmy

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

Starting is the scariest part.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"Johnson's our head of forecasting, he alos works part-time as a successful science fiction writer."