Fearless Forecaster Prints

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"I'd say, psychotic-obsessive -- but I happen to know he's a top-level economist."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Fear of news.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

"We apparently exceeded our expectations but, do any of you remember what they were?"

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

Casual skydiving.

'I got a fright when he stepped on me, but, judging by the way he jumped, so did he...'

'No thanks, curiosity has already cost me 7 lives, and I'm not risking any more.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"Who wants to go first?"

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Forecasters are two a penny. Supply exceeds demand.

Research Study on Stock Market Forces: Fear and Greed.

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

Things that scare Jimmy

"That man's a legend in this office. He has 100% accuracy in predicting the past."

Starting is the scariest part.

"That's because supply exceeds demand."

Man to man: 'I turned down a raise because I'm afraid of heights.'

A large ape clutching a tiny man.

'Our market analysis is in.'