Fear Of Forgetfulness Pillows

"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Useless-memory lane

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"