Fear Abolitionist Mugs

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

Horror writer.

"No, I'm scarier."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

You can't go back.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

"There was a bee."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

I love Horror Films

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

'That poor boy is afraid of his own shadow.'

"I'm thinking of making a career change into fearmongering."

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.