Fear Abolitionist T-Shirts

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

"Here we are."

Chiller Theatre

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

Horror writer.

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"No, I'm scarier."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

"See I told you the dentist was a pussycat."

'Don't hurt it.'

You can't go back.

Scared as Hell Airlines.

"Before coming here, I didn't even know I was acrophobic."

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"There was a bee."

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'Are you a man or are you a mouse?'

'If you'd like to instil fear into people, then this is the job for you.'

I love Horror Films

Everyone knows the naked truth about me phobia.

"All in favour say 'ouch'."

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

'He was a very claustrophobic person.'

"I'm thinking of making a career change into fearmongering."

Trichinosis