Fears Mugs

'Don't hurt it.'

"My name is Pennywise. My preferred pronoun is 'It.'"

"Oh dear, Ms. Werthington always was afraid she'd die like that."

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Shirley never had problems with spiders but cows just cracked her up.

An awkward fear of heights...

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

"If it were painful, could I do this?"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Pencil eraser."

Born of the Dead

'This is going to be the best day ever!'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'I got over my fear of clowns by marrying one.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

'Have I told you how absolutely lovely you look today?'

Things that scare Jimmy

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'This is no time to decide that you'd rather be doing something else!'

"He's afraid of heights."

"Keep your shirt on. I'll read your book as soon as I'm done reading the monster his book."

'Welcome to claustrophobics anonymous. Before we get started who votes we get a bigger meeting room?'