Fear Researcher Mugs

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

The Smell of Fear

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'Mice escaped again@?'

Horror writer.

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

Closed system: Worry-powered TV set.

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

'Today our special guest is Pamela, who will be telling us what it's like to have an extreme fear of being in the dark. To protect her identity we've placed her in a darkened studio.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

"And finally, would you say your fear of crime has increased?"

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Bob's fear of pickpockets takes an ugly turn: 'Yes, I know I', the one who said you need to confront and challenge your issues, but...'

Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.

'He'll be alright Sir, once he stops being afraid of the dark.'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.

'My fear of failure keeps me from being honest with you.'

'Loose zips cause trips, Robert.'