'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'
Faux Green Thumb Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures their love for plants and humor? Our collection for the faux green thumb includes playful mug designs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that lovingly poke fun at gardening mishaps while celebrating their gardening spirit. Perfect for gardeners at heart who don't always have the best luck with plants but still adore their garden side. Add a touch of humor and personality to their space or daily routine with our unique creations tailored for those who cherish the idea—and the joke—that they’re a 'green thumb' in spirit if not in practice.
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
Deforestation.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Cat Nip.
'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Yardless: Please help
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
Cats and gardens.
"I'm losing my patience with you."
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
Mother Nature
"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."
Climate Crisis
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
"Steamed vegetables."
Botany Baby!
See you at the farmers market!
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
Do you have anything bigger?
'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Mad about Roses!
Gardening#2
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.
Environment Friendly House.
"Takes the food right out of your mouth."
The World Weeps
Faux Green Thumb Gifts Collection
Faux Green Thumb Mugs
Discover our funny and charming mugs designed for the faux green thumb—perfect for adding humor to their morning coffee routine.
Faux Green Thumb Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the true gardening spirit—errant plants and all—adding humor and personality to any space.
Faux Green Thumb Prints
Brighten up their home with witty prints that playfully nod to gardening mishaps and victories alike.
Faux Green Thumb T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts perfect for the gardening enthusiast who loves to laugh at their plant-care adventures.