Faux Green Thumb Mugs

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Deforestation.

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Cat Nip.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Yardless: Please help

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cats and gardens.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Mother Nature

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Climate Crisis

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

"Steamed vegetables."

Botany Baby!

See you at the farmers market!

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Do you have anything bigger?

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Mad about Roses!

Gardening#2

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Environment Friendly House.

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The World Weeps