Green Thumbs Gifts

"Is this one a flower or a weed? I'm not sure whether to admire it or not."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

'Not here, Fred.'

"Why don't you ever talk back to me?"

Show and Tell: 'These came from our orgasmic garden.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Don't get me started on green birth control.'

Plant care.

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

"We're trying to help you!"

"Everywhere you look, there's the greenhouse effect. In here, we can't grow anything."

'I don't think my Eric would fancy toilet paper that's been used before.'

Eco-snobs.

Free seeds from 'Gardener's World' being auctioned.

"At what level membership can we put you down for 'Foliage,' 'Lawn,' or 'Fertilizer'?"

Earth Day photo-op.

"No, no - I meant you could have a ZEN garden!"

"I think we're ready for a tree."

A word from Elizabeth May...

"How much weed killer would it take to kill my husband?... Er, I mean ten square metres of weeds?"

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

Garden Pest Solutions

"Eat your vegetarian or you'll go extinct!"

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

Deck the halls with Ilex aquifolium

The Given Tree

"Wouldn't this one look nice shrivelled up in the kitchen?"

Progress vs. ecology.

A man celebrates Earth Day while using weed killer.

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

The Fireside Jungle: See that your pets are well protected before using chemical sprays.

'What did the carrot say to the tomato? Nothing, vegetables don't talk.'

'We learned in school today that Johnny Appleseed was an environmental activist.'