Fatherhood Fix-it Gifts

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

Growth Charts

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

My daddy ate my homework

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I knew we agreed that you could be a stay-at-home dad, but that's when we decide to have children."

"Which one is yours?"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Deny it all you want. He looks just like you."

"He looks so much like his dad."

Skateboard

'Wow Dad, I'm growing fast: Soon, my tongue will be as long as yours...'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

A man and baby wearing bibs

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

Mid-century Father