Father-daughter Day Dreamers Pillows

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"I hear you may do a baby."

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Let me get this clear. You want me to give you paternity leave before the baby is born.'

#NationalPoetryDay

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

"So, you see, what you were really looking for was a deeper connection with your father, and not the dentist's office down the hall."

"This one's going down."

Bedtime Reading

"It's an educational toy. Let HIM figure out how to assemble it!"

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Bed time stories

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

"Maybe the fish are all in school today, Dad!"

'That cat is ruining our sex life-I never know if it's you or the cat who's purring with satisfaction.'

'Your father and I would rather you didn't go out tonight,Jessica dear!'

"What is this? A note? Gracie must have dropped it..."

According to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...

The Very Very Boring Museum.

"I want you to have more than I do, so I did my part by not having much."

'Ronan Keating just called - but it was a wrong number!'

The gold fish at Hampton Court

'May I please see your learner's permit?'

Reading in Bed.

"Apparently, it has something to do with el Niño."

"When I'm too busy in the best time!"