Fasting Adventurers Prints

"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

International House of Excrement

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Soup's off.'

"Y a qué de la salade?"