Fasting Adventurers Gifts

"I can see from your Machzor annotations that you've really connected with the Ideas of Yom Kippur."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Sisyphus Sawyer

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

International House of Excrement

"A table in Siberia, please."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

'New Barbeque.'

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Motivation to Keep Fit.

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'Your bill sir.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"We call this Casual/Retro dining. You get up and make your own PB&J back in the kitchen."

"If you eat gluten, we have a ton of it in the back."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

"Hmmm, I'm not sure – I’ll ask our chef when he sobers up."

'I don't care if we mostly eat protein - on a hot day like this I have a craving for ice cream.'

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Why have you brought me here?"

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Welp, where else do you wanna eat?"

"Y a qué de la salade?"

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'Don't you have anything more recent? I've already read what you just confessed on your blog.'