Fast Food Gourmet T-Shirts

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Would you like fries with that?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"We won!"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"