Fast-food Fashionista Gifts

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Fast food. Even faster food

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

View to the Future

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"We won!"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Beanirrito"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Menu Dating

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Fast Food Menu Selections

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Can I have flies with that'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"Robin, lay off the KFC."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"You're next on my bucket list."