Fast Fellows Club Gifts

'Who's Harry talking to? She looks a bit fast.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Drive-thru Church

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

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'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

'Good dog!'

'He took a fetching class.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

Fitness in church.