Fast Action Critic Gifts

"I still think badminton is as fast as tennis..."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I could do that."

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Sorry Sir, you've had enough,'

Pop up begger.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

'We can't keep living in the fast-food lane.'

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of fast food.'

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"