Fashionistas On Four Hooves Gifts

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Besties Photo

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Museum of dog memorabilia

We have skule clothes.

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Company picnics offer ample evidence why office dress codes are a sound idea.

QR tattoo.

I took up antkeeping.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'You do have to feed it twice a day, but on the upside, it's self-cleaning.'

'The big guy wants to see you.'

Casual day in Antarctica.

"It cuts air resistance."

Nashville Peacock

Not Uggs. Puggs.

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

Hairstyles to hide big ears

"You don't think he'll regret it when he's older?"

Penguin in a swimming costume.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

"It makes you look years younger."

Young Frankenstein

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

The Country Wedding.

dandy dog dressed in top hat and tails

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'