Fashionable Filly Pillows

'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Hats and Food

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

What female dogs think about their looks.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

Covid-19, Mask Up

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

Museum of dog memorabilia

Too cute for comfort.

Cat's Valentine

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Matching Outfits

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Cat

Boris Bike

Tartan Coats

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"It's finally fur coat weather."

Cat in gallery looking at pictures of birds and fish.

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'