Fashionable Filly T-Shirts

'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Hats and Food

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

What female dogs think about their looks.

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

Covid-19, Mask Up

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Museum of dog memorabilia

Too cute for comfort.

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

Matching Outfits

Cat's Valentine

"Who tossed the paper on the conference table? We'll never get anything done at this point.'"

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

Cat

'Sheep-dogs give me the creeps: I can't tell if they're watching me or not...'

Boris Bike

Tartan Coats

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

'They're not for me, they're for my wife.'

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

'Neutered, declawed and wearing a big bow. This is no way to go through life, Tom.'

'Gimme a little kiss.'

"It's finally fur coat weather."