Fashion Victim Sympathizer Gifts

'It appears he caught his tie. Let's mark this one down as a victim of fashion.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'Do red sweaters have that carcinogenic red dye #2 in them?'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Deadly fashion

"Howard can't handle the thought of paying for this gown. It's put him into Post Dramatic Dress Syndrome."

Anti-Sweatshop Campaign

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

'Have you got anything a little less invasive?'

Ape.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

Attention Q-Mart shoppers! For pennies a month, you can financially support the impoverished 3rd world child wage-slave who sewed the very clothes you're buying today!

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

A Man Whose Trousers Do Not Fit.

Active wear, activist wear.