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Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I, TikTok."

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"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Kensington Fluffies

"He's deliciously vintage."

Born to be Mild.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

Artsy. Fartsy.

'Get me public relations!'

"We succumbed to your hype."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'Johnny, personal feelings like loud neckties and long jokes; best left at home.'

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

Hairstyles

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

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'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

'I've been a broker for almost three days and I've never seen the market act like this.'

"My husband's in advertising."

Skinhead guppy.

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

"Got to have a pair of those!"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Five minutes, General."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'