Fashion Rival Pillows

'Darling, didn't you hear? Black is the new black.'

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"Like my new haircut?"

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

'More hair than brains.'

The Sculptor

Man burning his tie.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

The Aging of Underwear

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'