Fashion Realist T-Shirts

Express your appreciation for real-world fashion with our stylish t-shirts. Designed for the fashion realist, these tees blend wit and authenticity, making them perfect for everyday wear.

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Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style. mockup

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

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Getting older is...When you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

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"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them." mockup

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

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Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?' mockup

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

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"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?" mockup

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

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Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery. mockup

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

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"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms." mockup

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

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"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears." mockup

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

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Mall of ages

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"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?" mockup

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

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"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress." mockup

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

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'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.' mockup

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'

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Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer mockup

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

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Made It! Without getting one tattoo. mockup

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

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'I'm going to have to let you go.' mockup

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

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"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!" mockup

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

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"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes." mockup

"I don't want an 'outfit'. I just want clothes."

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'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.' mockup

'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

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"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then." mockup

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

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"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe." mockup

"Listen, Baldo, I know what you're thinking...but as part of the management team, I can say with all confidence that your job is safe."

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"Is that what you're wearing?"

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Style

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"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room." mockup

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

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"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?" mockup

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

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Stendhal

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"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?" mockup

"Well, then, how about staying together for the sake of our joint checking account?"

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'Every Age has its vision of beauty.' mockup

'Every Age has its vision of beauty.'

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'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?' mockup

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

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Second marriage vows.

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"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?" mockup

"Which is better: made in USA by illegal immigrants or made overseas by cheap labor?"

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"Old MacDonald had a farm"

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"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?" mockup

"As a Senior Citizen applying for this job, where do YOU see yourself in 5 years?"

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Fashion Realist T-Shirts Collection

Fashion Realist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for the fashion realist—each one celebrates authentic style with clever, inspiring designs that brighten your mornings.

Fashion Realist Pillows

Bring authentic fashion into your home with our stylish pillows. Designed for the fashion realist, they add comfort and style to any space.

Fashion Realist Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the essence of real-world fashion. Perfect for fashion enthusiasts, our prints inspire and celebrate genuine style.