Fashion Mishap Navigator Gifts

"Please don't be on backwards."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

The Bland Leading the Bland

Building Books.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Mmm..I haven't worn this tie since the firms 1997 dinner and dance..."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"I know, but my mom knitted it for me."

'I would've dressed better, but my tie was dirty.'

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Dad."

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

"That's not 'smart casual'."

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Embarrassed man finds a skimpy dress in his suitcase.

"For the hundredth time, you snip a lose thread you don't pull it."

'There's a couple of suits and an ill matching jacket and trousers to see you.'

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

"So you didn't get the neck-a-chief memo?"

"You'tll scare people to death dressed like that." "What people?" "Well, me for starters!"

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

'Apparently the car pool has a dress code I was not aware of and so now I have to take the bus like some idiot.'

The Burger and the Whopper.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"