Fashion Free Spirit Gifts

'Well, I always thought he wore the trousers in our house, until I came home early from bingo one night and caught him in my dress!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Privates Beach"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man showing in the rain.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I've misplaced everything.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Running

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

The Choice is Obvious

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Window in the Sky.

Bird sitting on a wing.

"I beg to differ."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Hippie on the moon