Corporate Free Spirit Gifts

Caseboarding.

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Man showing in the rain.

"Privates Beach"

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Inflating Boobs.

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I've misplaced everything.'

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Window in the Sky.

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

Bird sitting on a wing.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

The Choice is Obvious

"I beg to differ."