Office Free Spirits Gifts

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"I gotta be me!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Privates Beach"

Man showing in the rain.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Protest

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Inflating Boobs.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

'I've misplaced everything.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Running

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'Are you sure about that? -- It sounds more like Ayn Rand than Buddha.'

The Choice is Obvious

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Bird sitting on a wing.

Window in the Sky.

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I beg to differ."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."