Fashion-forward Mobster Fan Pillows

"Nice tough with the matching handbag, Frank."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

He loves the water.

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

A man wearing a ruff and a feather cap

Gangsta wrap.

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"You might say I'm middle-of-the-road. I'd buy a fur coat but I wouldn't buy a Japanese fur coat."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Mobster Dogs Burying Bones

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

A sheep in Tom Wolfe's clothing

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"It's all about the freezer storage space for Vinny."

"Louie 'Three Fingers,' Tony 'The Chin,' Joey Alfonso... Dang it, Vinny, you brought me the hit list instead of the grocery list!"

Practicing for the lie detector test...'I have only $800 in the bank. I was never in Chicago. I know nothing about the dog food business.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'What's my husband like? -- Just imagine Tony Soprano without any money.'

"Are you the gent who complained about cold soup?"

Mafia's car

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

Dame Edna Everage

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

Disorganized Crime

"Lose the tie, Vinnie—we ain't going legit after all."

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Mobster R&D

Gangster Motivation

'I go for guys who aren't afraid to express themselves with flamboyant clothing.'

"Don't send them fish. I want the hit to be a negative thing."

'Looks like a classic case of too much concrete.'

"That's the problem with this business. It's always 'who have you whacked for me lately?'"

'Luigi, I'm thinking of getting back into the family business. Regular business is too corrupt!'